ASTRONINJA - NEW PHOTOS UP! Come see :)
General Info
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Genre: Pop Punk / Punk / Visual
Location LKY?!, All, SG
Profile Views: 345005
Last Login: 12/14/2010
Member Since 10/9/2007
Website www.myspace.com/astroninary
Record Label we own our own souls because we want to.
Type of Label Major
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Bio
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .... .... .... .......... .... ...... .... ............................ .... .. ...... .. .. .... .. ......100% INDIE, 100,0000,000% NINJA!.......... ....Hailing from the nether regions of ..ASIA, Singapore,.. ....ASTRONINJA.... is made up of a ..crazed albino fellow.., a rogue ..assassin.. Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any ..kungfu.. but are killer at .. chopstick ping pong.., and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is ....BOBBY....!.. .. They are inspired by their love for anime music, Asian culture & fashion, J rock and Western punk rock music, vampires and of course, ninjas, Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated ..(with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!).., these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and ..uberlistically ninjalicious.., ....ASTRONINJA.... is the heart and soul of every ..teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there ..who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers....... .. Oh we hate writing bios! Screw it. Listen to the tunes and do the giraffe dance with your sexy puppy already! :) .. .. ....Leave us a super sticky comment! :) .. We make it a point to write back to every ninja, always!...... .. .. .. .. .... .. ...... .. .. .. .. .......................... .. .. .. .... ......THE OFFICIAL ASTRONINJA ONLINE MERCH STORE OPENS SOON!!!.. ....Featuring a collection of totally astronomical T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, buttons and more to make yourself truly ninja!...... .... .. .......... .. .... .... ....Stick these ..cute woolly banners.. on your MySpace, blog or even your aunt's apron and spread the ninja love! Paste them anywhere in your profile! Then drop us a message so we can personally give you a squishy ..THANK YOU!!!........ .... .. .... ...... Highlight (Ctrl + A), copy (Ctrl + C) and paste (Ctrl + V)!........ .. .... .. .. .. ...... Highlight (Ctrl + A), copy (Ctrl + C) and paste (Ctrl + V)!........ .. .... .. .. .. ...... Highlight (Ctrl + A), copy (Ctrl + C) and paste (Ctrl + V)!........ ...... .. .. .. .. -
Members
.... .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .................. .. ......Leave us a HOLLA!.... ....Just click on .. ..RECORD BY PHONE...., select a ....COUNTRY...., and dial the number that pops up with your phone!.. ....Be as random as possible, you know?!?!?.... Tell us how your day went and let us hear your ninja voices!...... ...... ...... ........ .. 2008: 'KISS MY ASTRO!' FULL ALBUM ........ Featuring ..'The Bukkake Udon Song'.., ..'Thunder'.. and nine more peanut butter on the brain tunes guaranteed to make you go .... .."Whoa, I didn't know I could shake my god-given bum like that! OMFG spanky spanky"!.... ......If ..Chuck Norris.. wasn't so busy saving the world from crashing comets, immortal demons and dreadful creatures, he'd approve of this album for sure - then, he'd kick your ass and make love to all the men and women in your country with the might of a single thrust!...... ........ .. ......CD FORMAT...... ................ ....CDBaby is the No. 1 retailer of indie music online and is 100% reliable!.. ...... ......MP3 FORMAT........ .. .... .. .. .... ..........INSTANT DOWNLOAD! ..No hassle, no fuss!...... ...... ....Instant, safe, 100% secure - only $6.99!...... ...... .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .... ..WATCH THE OFFICIAL ANIME INSPIRED MUSIC VIDEO OF 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG'!........ ......Animated by our fellow ninja,/ talented artist ...... Denzel Crocker from Newgrounds.com........,.. this video chronicles the adventures of ..ASTRONINJA.. as we blast through time and space to save some busty women kidnapped by some horny aliens with cactus-shaped genitals and stinky toes. If you're into anime that's damn fucking random, or if you like the taste of ninja cookies, you'll love this video!.... -
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Sounds Like
...... - German sausages on a BBQ grill.. - Rabbits in a blender.. - Children laughing in the playground after the bully got some pie in his face.. - A talking pink rainbow in the sky after a bright sunny day hits the horizon.. - a crowded sushi bar during hectic business hours.. ..- A NINJA SWINGING FROM THE MOON!!!!....
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Music
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6 Songs | Sep 21, 2008
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Top Friends (32)
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10 of 6367Morei love your musics*-*
thank you for your Friendship ^_^
Heyyy you guys its been forever =D Hoping everything is going good and miss talking to you alll you should call me again and of course come over to the states. Well hope you are keeping up the ninja ways hope to hear from you soon, secretly like a ninja of course. Byyyye -Throws smoke bomb and vanishes-
_Alexander Ninja-
Hola players! I realized i havent talked to you awesome ninjas in close to a hundred years. So what neat adventures have you had lately? I love you guys. Just so you know. :') (<-- thats me crying tears of joy while listening to kiss my astro)
HEY GUYS!
It's been AGES since I've played Myspace tag with you lot. I'm not much of a myspacer, what can I say. I'm stoked to see the CD though! Imma get my hands on that....eventually. Anyway, HELLO FROM AMERICA!
-M
thanks
You guys never get old!! I love your music, i just wanted to drop by and say hello waffles!! XD
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hope you all get lot's and lot's of chocolate!