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About me:
I sing. I drink. I talk. Deal with it."A variety favorite." - Time Out New York
"The burlesque scene's darling...he's a delight and a wonderful host with great charisma, and could be a whole show himself." - The Fab Marquee
"So what makes 'Revealed' different? First and foremost is the youthful energy, irony and faux sophistication of the emcee, Bastard Keith." - New York Theater Wire
"FINALLY an MC who really knows what those letters stand for...This guy does tired Frank tunes with the gusto of a college kid in the closet auditioning for the Spring musical. And he can ad-lib with the best of them." - Cultural Capitol
"An affable fellow who, between sips of the finest rotgut whisky from Philly, even managed to get a laugh out of mentioning 9/11. No mean feat." - New York Press
"The engaging Bastard Keith is a jolly host (he's funny and he can sing, too!)" - blogcritics.org
Who I'd like to meet:
People of talent, taste and excellence. And a few alcoholics and hussies.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: A Mexican Jewish Village of no importance
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 3" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Atheist
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Crooner
- Income: Less than $30,000
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Yule A Go-Go
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Wasabassco Burlesque THIS Saturday, January 9th @ 10:30
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10 of 117MoreAbsinthe videos @ youtube.com/Absintheology
Here's a quick tour of a French absinthe distillery. A mini 5 minute vacation. Please subscribe if you like the videos. Thanks.
*ATTENTION FELLOW AMERICANS*
Your friendly neighborhood HYDES speaking, and we're here to let you know about an event that every God loving AMERICAN patriot should know about. This Friday, May 2st - at Hanks Saloon - Come to this FREE event, and learn about new information the left wing liberals don't want you to know about. If you love your country, if you believe in morals, if you believe in freedom, and most importantly if you FEAR the UNKNOWN then join us for this FREE event - OR FOREVER WALK THE EARTH IN SORROW.
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Check out Yule a Go-Go!
Hey Yule a Go-Go friends and fans, your hot and sexy Yule log is here to tell you to get your own copy of Yule a Go-Go as that one amazing gift you've been looking for!
If you don't already know, Yule a Go-Go features big names in the New York burlesque scene including Angie Pontani, Gal Friday, Little Brooklyn and more dancing to groovy go-go-tastic versions of such holiday classics as "We Wish You A Merry Christmas," "Good King Wenceslas," and "Jingle Bells." Just imagine your big flatscreen TV filled these gorgeous dancers and that sexy hunk of a Yule log (yours truly)!!
To buy your copy, head over to www.musicspace.com!
After you've done that, be sure to @ me on Twitter.com/YuleAGoGo and watch Yule a Go-Go videos on YouTube.com/YuleAGoGo
Come join us at Union Hall
$5 discount admission for Burlesque and variety performers
EXCELSl0R!!! No Keith, have Y0URSELF a merry little Christmas.
BurlesqueCommunity.com announces International Burlesque Fringe Festival
Held from August 18-22 in the heart of Chicago, and with Chicago's own Michelle L'amour at the helm, ‘The Chicago International BURLESQUE FRINGE FESTIVAL’ will set itself apart from other festivals around the world by inviting topnotch producers to bring their entire productions, instead of hosting a series of events featuring solo performers alone. BurlesqueCommunity.com is also pleased to sponsors a series of international conference calls relating to the launch of 2010 Burlesque Fringe Festival and other industry developments on Tuesday, December 8th 2009. For more information, please visit BurlesqueCommunity.com
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!
The Greatest Burlesque Show In The World is throwing the grandest, wildest, sexiest, most stupendous party of the year. Join over 25 of burlesque's most dazzlingly performers at Brooklyn's Bell House for a night that will leave the building shaken, bystanders demolished and bras all over the floor.
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This Wednesday November 4th, SEE MIND BENDING ROCK AND ROLL
THE HYDES at the Legendary DON PEDRO in Brooklyn
12p - THE HYDES
11p - THE CHOICES
11p - TIGHT WHITE JEANS
10p - HUMBLOT FROG
09p - BRICK MOWER
It promises to be aghast! And as always, Don Pedro has cheap beer, and billiards in the basement.
$6 - 90 Manhattan Ave, Brooklyn
BE THERE, OR FOREVER WALK THE EARTH IN SORROW
You Rock and The Hydes Love You For It