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Bio:

Dear Skillet, Here is the bio you wanted. Sorry its so late, but I had a hard time figuring out what you wanted. Also, I don't remember alot of stuff. We practiced in your living room at first, like two years ago. But the cops kept coming, and then we tried yer basement, but it smelled like rat piss, and I stepped on a nail. I'm not really sure how I got in the band at all. I think Nick called me, but I didn't know him. Y'all know each other from doing cool punk shit right? Anyway, he had all these songs, and you tried to play drums, but sucked at it. And Ross plays bass, but he's on a vision quest in Tibet. Corrina is a fuckin' bad ass, and had never been in a band before. But you couldn't tell, because her lyrics we're good, and once Zackery Quinn coached her for that demo (all rights reserved, ya heard me?) her voice sounded great. She is also in Tibet. Then we went on tour, and no one knew how to drive. We played with Necro Hippies, and Asspiss who are both swell, and you should buy their shirts. And GLUE! (R.I.P.). Then Nick moved to Tibet, and we didn't play until Snuggle!, showed up, and made us go to Seattle, via Vermillion SD. That shit was rad. Vermillion, Y'all tight, much love yaeard? Nick is twenty years old and plays guitar. Ross plays bass, and wears dumb glasses. You dear Skillet play guitar, are sixty three years old, and invented surfing. Corrina is nineteen, but very dignified, and has a heart that is to big. I am named Dylan, and play the drums. Thats about it. We do this shit for fun, and to keep us, and those we love alive. Sometimes that works... Stay up, rise above, have some fuckin' fun! P.S. Ross has dumb glasses, but he's hella cute, and y'alls moms love him. Code: ..

Member Since:

March 07, 2009

Members:

Corrina "Crazy Train" - Vocals Nicky Deluxe - Guitar Skillet - Guitar Ross the Boss - Bass (formerly of Man-o-War) Dylan - Drums

Sounds Like:

A Wookiee drowning in oil.