DYLAN

About me:

The Deadbeaters car club,I drove a 1958 Chevy Brookwood Wagon Then a 1963 Chevy Corvair. into Hot Rods/Rat Rods/Beaters/Hardcore/Rockabilly/Punk/Classical/Film Scores/Music/Shows/Tattoos/Pirates/Burlesque/Fashion/50's/ Shooting guns at the Gun Club.

i'm a little narcissistic and a complete monomaniac,I have a soft spot for revenge,i think regret is a dirty word.Sometimes it's easiest to just hold up our hands and admit that we are all wrong occasionally.I am a strong Atheist and love to discuss it,I have a harsh,sarcastic & offensive sense of humour and i go way over the line quite often,I don't sleep until early morning and i hate waiting for late people!

Old Cars/Sphynx cats/Food/Red Wine/Dark Beer/Gothic Architecture/Churches/Cathedrals/Collecting Antiques/Renaissance/Victorian era furniture/Vintage Taxidermy/Art/History/Second World War.I love most kinds of art..paintings in particular but no modern or concept "Art". I succumb to junkstore antiques and would sacrifice a limb for the perfect find,I spend a crazy amount of money on Ebay buying things that are awesome but i don't need,People always confide in me and i know everybodys dirty secrets,I love travelling and thankfully my "job" has given me the chance to see most of the world, I love nothing more than being "lost in translation" in the middle of Russia.

I am way too quixotic in some ways but would never consider that a bad trait,I love to look at all sides in a situation(argument) and usually take the wrong side just to be a heretic.I love taking 4am walks around the city when everyone else is sleeping,sometimes with my camera always with my ipod. i try to look at things in black & white,it feels better & classier,I love reading,Apple Computers,my apartment and Girls with good feet & hips,I like people that will never hold back on opinions...be true to what you think, Not what you are told to think or how you "should" think!

Dislikes

Current Dislike (Jan 2009 - Present)

The new breed of smarmy asshole Americans that are not interested in the news but watch The Daily Show & Cobalt Report religiously. They can't wait to impress people with "Knowledge" and act like the smartest people since the Romans, Your Comedy TV show "Schooling" does not impress me! dicks! Bike Courier dicks with stupid beards, stupid hats, stupid clothes, stupid self righteous opinions and stupid 10 speeds, you are not cool, you have a shitty job and your"judge everyone" opinions are not welcome or have any worth. Haychew!!!

Ongoing Dislikes

Tedious tame plebeian Music with a catchy hook made on production lines/People over 20 that collect sneakers and think its so prodigious..grow up,buy some art! Fashion apostles who wear clothes that they,and we know look ridiculous/Hip Hop's "keeping it dumb" attitude and what it has done to peoples minds and manners/Non-Thinkers/People that go with the flow/Concept & Modern Art/Modern Architecture/I hate Sports,i'll never understand why people gets so obsessed with Football? overpaid demigods kicking a ball around?/I have a hatred for plastic carrier bag handles & ear splitting uncalled-for late night sirens when the streets are empty!

I get into a minimum of one"Larry David situation"every single day of my life and i love it.

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