Eva the Makeup Artist
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I enjoy all of the following to varying degrees: karaoke--especially at Roger's Amazing TattleTale Lounge, watching and performing burlesque, dirty jokes, oil painting, packing for trips, putting rhinestones on things that might not necessarily need rhinestones (ask me about my Fox Reality Show tote bag), a cool glass of Chardonay on a hot afternoon, going to art exhibits and museums, photoshoots, traveling, men who wear eyeliner, 2 for 1 margaritas at Fiesta Cantina, fun and frivolity in West Hollywood, though it's been awhile, looking endlessly through coffee table books about rock stars from the 60s and 70s, Miss Kitty's Parlour (ahh...memories), magazines, Bernadette Peters, thrift store shopping, making mix CDs, concerts, seeing good stand up comedy (i.e. Louie CK, Patton Oswald, Katt Williams, Lisa Lampanelli, Dane Cook, Eddie Izzard, Paul F. Thompkins, Lewis Black, Kathy Griffin, Doug Benson), modeling, going to movies, renting movies, reading about movies (waaahhh! I want my Entertainment Weekly subscription back!), the English, quoting, hell REENACTING scenes from movies with my friends because I'm a huge nerd, Target, Urban Outfitters, musicals, hanging out with my wonderful friends, buying new eye shadows, Halloween, Mick Jagger, dinner parties (you host-I'll decorate and bring the wine), dressing up in outrageous outfits to go out in, making new friends, Model Mayhem.com, body painting..........Music
Dark, moody Sondheim and Kander and Ebb/Fosse musicals (Sweeney Todd, Cabaret, etc.), 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s blues and jazz music (Muddy Waters, Ray Charles, B. B. King, Etta James, Janis Joplin, Ella Fitzgerald, Howlin' Wolf) 60s 70s rock and punk--mostly Brit (The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, The Cramps, Joe Cocker, Elton John, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed), 70s funk, disco and soul (Parliment, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder), 80s and 90s rock and pop (AC/DC, The B-52s, Sinead O'Connor, Tori Amos), and current neo-soul (Jill Scott, Joss Stone) and music I can shake my booty to (Missy Elliot, Outkast, Jay-Z, the Neptunes)! PLUS lately She Wants Revenge, The Killers, The White Stripes and AMY WINEHOUSE... Top Favorite Songs of All Time (in my opinion and so far): 1) Try A Little Tenderness by Three Dog Night--one of the most gorgeous, raucous songs ever recorded with an absolutely perfect build 2) Mannish Boy by Muddy Waters--I don't care who you are or what kind of music you like--this song will make you want to have sex immediately! 3) Baby Its Cold Outside by Ray Charles and Nina Simone--one of the most beautiful, sincerely romantic songs ever--the line "Your eyes are like starlight now" always makes me cry 4) Lust for Life by Iggy Pop--pure dirty rock n' roll energy 5) Maybe by Janis Joplin (Live on Ed Sullivan)--moving, compelling, and so beautiful 6) Tomorrow Never Knows by the Beatles--mind blowing, completely brilliant 7) The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack--maybe the most beautiful love song in the world 8) Anarchy In the UK by the Sex Pistols--I'm not a violent person, but this song always makes me want to get up and smash the hell out of something but in a good way--does that make sense? 9) At Last by Etta James--of course everyone has this on their lists as well, but I don't care--it's amazing! 10) Isabella Star--A song written about me. All I can say is WOW.Movies
I Love You, Man, Hamlet 2, Amadeus, A Night At the Opera, Superbad, Office Space, Some Like it Hot, Tropic Thunder, Lolita, For Your Consideration, Little Miss Sunshine, Waiting for Guffman, This Is Spinal Tap, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, Being John Malkovich, Girls Will Be Girls, Tootsie, The Shining, A Chistmas Carol (version starring George C. Scott), Annie Hall, The Impostors, Misery, 25x5 The Continueing Adventures of the Rolling Stones, any Monty Python movies, and I Claudius (technically a BBC miniseries but I feel the need to include it anyway because it is positively brilliant)Television
Parks and Recreation, Kathy Griffin: My Life On the D-List, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Top Chef, South Park, Project Runway, The Daily Show, Sex and the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!, All In the Family, Reno 911!, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The Golden Girls, Best Week Ever, The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Saturday Night Live, MadTV, The Late Show with Conan O'Brian, Arrested Development, Being Bobby Brown (a total fucking trainwreck but I can't help but love it), and for a completely guilty pleasure, mindless entertainment shows on E!.......OH! AND every "I Love The --'s" show on VH1 ever conceived.Books
I never learned to read or write. Ok, that's a lie, but due to years of arduous A. P. Honors English courses, I really have a difficult time staying interested in novels (I read the first five chapters of the first Harry Potter and then realized I had laundry to do) but I do read a lot of non-fiction. Right now I'm working on "The Seven Addictions and Five Professions of Anita Berber" and "Vamps: An Illustrated History of the Femme Fatale".Heroes
My mother, LA Jet, and Bree for many different reasons...
Latest Blog Entries
- Oct 14, 2009 4:47 AM Stumped on a Halloween look? Need makeup/hair/wig help?
- Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM My Five Favorite Beauty Products Under $10! (P.S. ALL of these are unisex!)
- Jun 7, 2009 12:12 AM Would YOU like to have a private makeup lesson with ME?
- May 1, 2009 6:50 PM Wigs 101
- Apr 16, 2009 8:51 PM Adventures in Modeling
Top Friends (25)
- L A JET
- Bree Wardlow Anastasia …
- Lavendar La Rue
- brain_candy4me
- Wil/Liam
- Miss Victoria
- MonQuez
- bthyb
- davID von david Mcgyver…
- Mitzella
- Mary Lou
- Lili VonSchtupp
- Dizzy Von Damn
- fruitcat
- Tony James
- God Village
- Chris Beyond
- Professor ShortCake
- Spook
- Gillian
- Bridgette Wallace
- †^jEn.k^†
- ZonaFaire
- Angela Wiggins
- Vanity
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About me:
Professional makeup artist. Professional ball breaker. Model. Drag queen. Burlesque performer/chanteuse. Freak of nature. Muse. Wannabe rock star. Go-getter. Artist. Frat boy. Lush. Bohemian. Part Time Lover. Believer of true love. Geek. Anglophile. Old soul. Closet intellectual. Social butterfly. Narsacist. Art/musical/fetish/rock'n'roll/karaoke/film enthusiast. By the by, some of my makeup/modeling work can be seen at: http://www.evawoodby.smugmug.com http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=21894 http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=40276 Since people ask me all the time,"who the hell takes all your bajillions of pictures?", here is the answer to that. If you go on www.modelmayhem.com, all you have to do is enter the member numbers of these photographers at the top right corner of the screen in the "MM #" box and you can see more of their work and their contact information. It's really convenient because you do not have to sign in/be a member to do this. I've worked with many others, but these very talented people are my favorites thus far of who I have modeled for--there are still many others I look forward to working with in the near future. Star Foreman Film-Noir.net member#5266 ravens laughter member#3005 Tiny Dragon Productions member#20881 Sylvio member#61722 Holly West member#17015 Jeremiah Hadjian member#74274 Saryn Angel Saryn Angel Photography.com member#7374 Gregg Welker Raven's Walk Photography member#31036 Elizabeth S. Carter member#4772 John Dongara member#15061 Carbon Graphx member#65527 WG Rowland member#63007 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FOOTAGE OF MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER John "Spikehorn" Meyer "The Bear Man of Michigan": ------------------------------------------------------ Also, also, here is my favorite quote of all time and what I aspire towards: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God; your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." NELSON MANDELA, inaugural speech, 1994Who I'd like to meet:
Well, if I had a time machine like I've always wanted--I'm asking for one this Christmas--I would want to meet: Janis Joplin, Groucho Marx, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, Gene Kelly, Louise Brooks, so MANY people of times long past. I'll let you all know if I get my Christmas wish. Seriously though, I'm on MySpace for friends and aquaintences who I actually know, and to get in touch with people from my past that time and distance have separated me from. THIS IS NOT A COLLECTOR'S PROFILE--I do not add random musical groups, or people who share common interests but who live in Idaho(not that I have anything against Idaho.) If you need to contact me about legitimate modeling or makeup gigs, I would be honored--drop me a line and let's see if we can work together. Paid work only.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Rome, Italy and Flint, Michigan (long story...)
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 4"
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Professional Makeup Artist/Model/Gay Icon
Schools
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University Of Michigan-Flint
- Flint,Michigan
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Theatre with concentration in Design
1999 to 2003
Companies
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www.evawoodby.smugmug.com
- Burbank, CA US
Jewel of Denial GO GET 'EM GO GETTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are our official number one make-up bitch.
2 years ago
Ruby Champagne best birthday wishes to you hun!
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Gillian 2 years ago
Peepshow Menagerie PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE is THIS WEDNESDAY, November 18th,
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Kelly 2 years ago
Peepshow Menagerie PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE is THIS WEDNESDAY
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10 of 592MoreMuah!
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Happy Birthday :D
Happy birthday, my sweet. I hope it's as wonderful as you are. We were very sad not to see you at karaoke Saturday. I love you!
Merry Christmas, sweetheart! Was it xmas eve of 2007 or 2008 when I got to see you do your Rehab routine? That was a fun night. I love you!
at Bordello in Los Angeles!
(click on the poster for show details!)
See the SECOND COMING of the FIRE & BRIMSTOME BURLESQUE REVIVAL of the Burlesque Show that pokes fun at televangelists, all while donating all proceeds to a full arts program for Inner City Children!
~ Chris & Scarlett
co-producers, peepshow menagerie
http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com
p.s. Add us on Facebook!
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Going to be in Hollywood Friday for the horse races and I thought of you!
We really should have got together when I lived out here, I am glad to see you doing so well though.
Who is that BEAUTIFUL blonde?!? ;)
at Bordello in Los Angeles!
(click on the poster for show details!)
See what happens when the MONSTERGIRLS take over the BURLESQUE SHOW!
This is a MAD MONSTER BURLESQUE PARTY! Come dressed as your favorite monsters and join us for the Pre-Halloween show not to be missed!
~ Chris & Scarlett
co-producers, peepshow menagerie
http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com
It's totally fine, I was right there with you. You were looking mighty sexay! I still want to do a thrift shopping day with you and Bree.
messae me your number so I can calls ya!