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Interests

  • General

    Leonessa und Cleobatra

  • Music

    The Sitar. Yes, the sitar. Shooby Taylor.

  • Movies

    Max Mon Amour. Ishtar. Don't Look Now. Fantastic Planet. Play It Again, Sam. When Harry Met Hairy (Kratos '99). Pros and Cons. Return of the Living Dead. Weekend at Hugo's. The Wicker Man (2014). Encounters (From Beast to Man). Rumpleforeskin. Blow Out. The Thing (1982). The Fling (1989). La Strenge (Broome & W. Broadway). The Sting (1972). Dino Delaurentis Presents: The Stung (1991). Metallica (One). and you are looking at: The Well Hung (2008).

  • Television

    King Of The Hill. Simon and Simon. WKRP. White Shadow. James at 7-ish and 34. PBS Remembers the PUBES 1986 (Pledge Drive-Astoria, Queens combined with Haddonfield, NJ) .. width="425" height="350">.. ..>

  • Books

    "I won't and shouldn't acknowledge anymore shite... Doesn't mean I wont keep getting ripped off from the same place as y'all know, but when does it become more interesting? Or at least more honest than it's been? You can make 'em lots and lots and sluts of cash but they will always pay and treat you like dirt." As the ol' saying goes 'Thanks for the bonus now give me the Dodes.' Does your conscience or wallet ever make you feel guilty?" -the 'original' Alice Cooper 'Stools Out'

  • Heroes

    Marvin and Eleanor G. (simply becuase they are smarter and much more interesting than you, ever) oh, and Hank Hill.

Blurbs

About me:

As Matheson says in his night noir epic novel "I am Legend," my father said at the moment of my conception/simultaneous expulsion of Brian Johnson (AC/DC) from the room, but not before he (my father) said the incredibly soon to be the famous and oft miss interepreted... "You Shook My Hand Too Long!" Laddies and Genitals: the birth of The Legend- Herschel Gaer ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bands that have had the pleasure of having me play in them: The Interpreters, Flechette, The Red Romance, Sean Lennon, Fischerspooner, Goreshrekdelectus, OLD (Old Lady Drivers), Unisex Salon, Nocturnal Fear, The Pediatritions,Ezra Reich, Josh Wink, Dopo Yume, Bizetgeshrei, Toadstool, Witness Protection Program, The Dry Heaves, The Perils of Pauline, See D.A.

Who I'd like to meet:

Your Father

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Hometown: Manhattan
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 0' 8"
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Education: College graduate
  • Income: $150,000 to $250,000

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