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  • but i tell you whom to fear; fear god who has the power to kill people and then throw them into

    Current mood:impervious

    hell. 
    welcome to my mind. secnd best is alive and well. we went to boise and back which was really quite fun. there are pictures from one night and video from another. and possibly more pictures somewhere else but that is yet to be decided. how are you? i really would like to know. all full up on jackknifes and rabbits, the car not the animal, right? sure, whatever you say. it only took us three or four tries to get it right, but we did it alright. we goddamn got it done and because of this we now have fourteen times the amount of bowling pins we need. there were skateboards and bridges, shots and pipes, roses and injured pinkies, but nobody killed anybody and we're all still friends. isn't that nice? i thought so. do you know anybody who's giving away a free piano? i'll come get it, even if it's not in tune i would like a piano, please. we also need to bring the wurlitzer from fort purgatory to halfway house. anybody who wants to help, get in. we're takin' the trailer. which is now fortified and has a bunk. robert and erik are carpenters? apparently. she held up all the way there and back. over one thousand miles yo. fun. there was the craziest rain you ever did see. we saw these crazy fuckin clouds that were like marble statues. you could see the rain in the sky a mile away. when it hit you could see the point on the road between dry and WETTTTTTTT. off/ON. just like that. fuckin nuts. and the hardest rain i've even seen. it was like nine years later, god cried for elián gonzález. finally. you remember that shit. fuck you kyle, there's a goddamn titties pop culture reference for you. 
    love, 
    joni 
  • icast pod tunes?

    hello everybody and everyone. last week we got really drunk with our good pals bobby and jason (of the late new urban decay) and they set up some microphones in the back room and recorded us talking about all sorts of dumb shit. i made that sound like they sneak-attacked us. far from it. this was pre-determined for sure, they invited us to come on their podcast and we complied whole-heartedly. from what i remember it was a blast. so if you have a few extra minutes to waste listening to stories about fucked up shit kyle's done when he's drunk, check out ANOMALOUS RADIO where you'll find a link to download it for frees on itunes. and i strongly encourage you to listen to their other shows and shit — turns out we're not the only hilarious kids in town. so stick around, grab a drink and/or pipe and make yourself at home. take your socks off and accept ups packages in your boxers. our home is yours. assuming there are blowjobs   
  • practive makes prearfect pracetive makes perfect pracetive makees percrect practive makes preft

    well, here we go....

    currently i listen to mr david bowie and have such a hard on. that has nothing to do with the fact that believe it or not, the vocals for our HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ep "the chronic (backpains)" will be completed this week. i know, this is crazy talk but mr kyle ikola promised me his voice will be ready. SO... then it's up to mr robert rios and myself, mr jonathan krieger, to mix that shit and get it actually pressed (perhaps we'll put up a teaser song or two up on ourspace before that happens).

    in the mean time, mr robert rios has been looking at the files for our last album "birds of pray" and screaming at me unmercifully. see, the thing is, i knew absolutely nothing about mixing when i was doing so, which explains why it sounds like andy dick fucked gilbert godfrey and their child has MAJOR speech development issues. the point being, that sir rios has been kind enough to pass his everflowing fountain of knowledge on to me, and we are in the process of remixing birds of pray and it sounds absolutely, ridiculously fucking killer. so far. just you wait, 'enry 'iggins. none of you lame assholes will get that because nobody has seen goddamn my fair lady. perhaps that makes me the lame asshole but whatever. fuck you and your distaste for the rain in spain.

    all six inches of love i can give you,
    joni k.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3kWplNhtlo


    yes hello this is a song you can watch and hear at the same time from your home or coffee shop or phone fuckin fancy pants asshole if you don't already know this you can see more of these at http://www.youtube.com/user/FaithlessDisciple
    and it's not just our band either there are two other wonderfully splendid groups of lads who are excellent groups of lads who enjoy getting fucked up and making asses of themselves as much as we do guys i'm just joking you don't make asses out of yourselves that's our job

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