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Sylvia Black

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    current nails: xtra long, xtra sharp point, solid flesh tone:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "Do you smell that? It's nail polish, girl. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!" comedy, quilting, antique and modern furniture, existencialist porn stars, modern art, my friends' lives, baby bears, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), money, survivalist paraphernalia, big mouthed bossy bad ass women, crafty things, big mouthed intellectuals, nutrition, chopping heads
  • Music

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  • Television

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  • Heroes

    'i will not die, it is the world that will end' Image and video hosting by TinyPic Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Hitchens, Dawkins, Heidecker & Wareheim, Kris One, Prokoviev, Penn & Teller (for doing their show 'Bullshit'),Niecy Nash, Harvey Milk ...there are many

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About me:

Image and video hosting by TinyPic ghosted .. "This Illy cat back at it, still throwin crack at it,still fuckin with them crack addix, still bustin wit them black 'matics...it aint the bux, it's the rush and tryin to git my ass at it...they say i think ass backwards...fuck how i ac, as long as i stack, it's all mathmatics".....Body of the Mominatrix, but I aint got no kids. Left Handed. I enjoy long walks off short piers, redneck women and long-neck beers...scaring is caring...I like to release a single white dove every time i climax...Too hot to handle, too cold to hold...it's lonely at the top...Hitting new lows.....High-Wasted......syncretistic.....i sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy bout me.....I live in a room with no view...Pretty fuckin' fortunate....even if I don't always recognize...life is but a dream...dreams are made of emotion.... my cup runneth over...always rockin never stoppin jive talkin street walkin , hot mess in a hot dress.... I EAT TRAX LIKE SNAX!...I make a lot of music. produce, arrange, lyrics, writing I am K.U.D.U., Betty Black, P.O.P (fahgheddaboudit)., and i have recorded with tons of people Someday i will organize all the recordings into one place. I do fun things, beautiful things, weird things, ugly things, things for money...sometimes you cant tell it's me. i used to play bass like crazy. when i was 16 i thought i would set out to be the best bassist in the universe (Bass Fest champ!)...i came very very close,hahaha, but i found out how gay that was. I went to music school for 4 long years and i was miserable...I was a freak for music before that, don't even try me. I am a musical slut , MUUUSically, so don't get it twirled. was born in 'Bama and moved around the country way more than a child should leaving a trail of teary eyed children, parents, and pets in my absence. .. .. ..

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Who I'd like to meet:

Intellectual seeking, art loving and hating, wildly humorous, sexually normal, capable of finding their own happiness, caring, mature, emotionally controlled, detail oriented, educated (self or otherwise), honorable people and pets with no weird issues or hang-ups they can't overcome on their own in due time. If you are not this, you needn't waste your time sending me a message.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo

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