Ballchinnian Erganomist

Have a great Birthday


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ya I,m with bobbie, say something. Get down out of your tree fort, and you know you can change that mug of yours. If I,m going to keep you in my top ten I need more stimulation.

hows it hanging

Hey Ballchinnian.... how you been?
Just wanted to say hello to you. Are
you still deep in the snow?? I can not
wait til spring, to start my garden. I have this need to work the dirt. Yeah i know it's spring but you would not know it around here. Still rainy and wintery but no snow. Good wishes to you and your family. Be well and happy. Yo



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happy birthday chinnian

Hey.... Ball how ya doing??? Got snow yet??? Just stopped by to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, hope you have a great birthday. Be happy and healthy.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TWO. Hay there a great big birthday box here for ya, and something elce you love, so come on over and get it.

you fuckin stupid, your the stupids I've every know. just kidding, and can you come over and get this wood pile off me.

crap, that was to long, here is the punch line.
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah right...Voodoo Penis, my ass...!"

The rest, as they say, is history....

I no you'll like this one lmao

A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Voodoo Penis!"

The husband said "The what"?

The man repeated "The Voodoo Penis" and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, "It looks like a dildo!"

The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!"

The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" and the penis stopped and
returned to the box.

The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, And after the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis.

She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said "I haven't had anything g to drink officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me..."

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and repl