Hey, I have an awesome idea. Let's teach fetuses how to talk! I don't think it would be too hard. All we have to do is install a small speaker inside said woman's womb, and then put one of those instructional english audio CD's on. Just let it play on repeat for thbe entire 9 months of the pregnancy, and that fetus will start to fuckin talk my friends. Hold on, I just thought of something. We're gonna need a microphone in that womb as well, because it's gonna be really hard to talk to the fetus with all that belly in the way. The belly will muffle the fetus voice, and the fetus deserves to be heard. Ok, so we slap a lavalier microphone in there, and then, whammo, we're talking to some fetuses. And I would have many questions. First of all, I'd explain the situation out here in the world, and I would explain to the fetus how the fetuses dad created the fetus in a methamphetamine crazed orgy that took place in a kiddie pool full of Bailey's Irish Liqeour. I would tell the fetus, "and also fetus, by the way, your mom is a call girl, who cuts herself, and enjoys sexual acts with humorous names, like the rusty strawberry shortcake, or "dippin' the shrimp in the cocktail sauce", or "Double Dick Triple Pussy Pleasure Passage way driving down the dangerous anal love-way". Let the fetus know what it's in for, and then the fetus can decide whether or not they wanna be aborted. Then the pro lifers, and pro choicers, can finally shut the fuck up. Amen.......
Every fetus is potentially aiding terrorists or being hostile to american interests. i say abortion is the only reasonable option 9,999/10,000 times. It's preemptive abortion.
My main argument is "aw, come on!" and failing that, "any idiot can see it's true!"
Stemming the fecal tide
In the face of
well in someone's face
i realized two things
you can fool some of the people all of the times
you can fool all of the people some of the time
you can oh that's two
in conclusion i'd like to point out that my pants have gone unshat for weeks.
Right you are. If we ever do get these fetuses talking, no doubt they will be speaking in arabic. I believe it is the fetus native tongue. I still need to do some research on this one, but I'll get to the bottom of this.
Every fetus is potentially aiding terrorists or being hostile to american interests. i say abortion is the only reasonable option 9,999/10,000 times. It's preemptive abortion.
My main argument is "aw, come on!" and failing that, "any idiot can see it's true!"
Stemming the fecal tide
In the face of
well in someone's face
i realized two things
you can fool some of the people all of the times
you can fool all of the people some of the time
you can oh that's two
in conclusion i'd like to point out that my pants have gone unshat for weeks.
Right you are. If we ever do get these fetuses talking, no doubt they will be speaking in arabic. I believe it is the fetus native tongue. I still need to do some research on this one, but I'll get to the bottom of this.